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Touch Iron

Touching Iron is similiar to the word touch grass, but rather than touching grass (going outside) to Touch iron is to lift weights.

Iron since most weights are made out of iron and or other types of steel material.
Examples;

''You're such a loser bro, go touch touch iron.''

''You get no bitches, please touch iron.''
by SwedishChad1488 March 16, 2022
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Donut Touch

A variation of a "Do Not Touch" commonly found in museums and antique China stores.
"I want that blueberry donut, bro. It looks hella good."
"Hands off the glass, man. Can't you read? It says 'Donut Touch!'"
by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014
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child toucher

that guy has a child toucher mustache, he must be a child toucher
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Wall Touch

In a double penetration scenario, when one penis feels the other penis through the wall between the butthole and the vagina
Bro 1: Yo, I had a devil's threesome last night, and my balls touched the other guy's balls. Is that gay?

Bro 2: Bro, everyone knows a wall touch leads to a ball touch, and ball touches are gay.

Bro 1: You're right, wall touches lead to ball touches.
by walltouch November 11, 2018
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red thoughts

Often associated with TikTok slideshows - Red thoughts are characterised as lustful and sexual thoughts that go through one's mind whilst thinking about their partner. These "red thoughts" slideshows often include abbreviations or phrases that emphasise people wanting to perform sexual acts with their s/o. Red Thoughts are amongst the most common type of thoughts depending on the user's interaction with them. Most phrases and abbreviations 100% of the time are something that correlates to one's own desires, an example of an abbreviation is "L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F" which stands for "Let me eat your pussy till you come on my face" and more often than not a lot of people are able to understand what it stands for almost as soon as they see it.
"I've been getting so many "red thoughts" TikToks as of lately."
"Same bro, been wanting to send them to my girl.. but it might be too risky. No?"
by p:sy_ September 21, 2023
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the biden touch

The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.
COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistaneverything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.
by ajpolo August 16, 2021
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Don't touch my junk

It's the new battle cry of travelers fed up with the far-reaching powers of authority in charge, in this case the TSA.

Coined by John Tyner, a 31-year-old California man who objected to a full body "pat down" by a TSA security man in San Diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. He also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.

"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested," said the 31 year old Californian.

After he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of Don't tase me, bro.
Don't touch my junk.
by writerdg November 21, 2010
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