therapize

when your crackhead friends try to give you advice to make you feel better.

- hey Lauren I'm really going though something right now

- do you need me to therapize you

- yes please. that would be great

by sop22667 July 17, 2019

teoranga

Teoranga is the definition of a person who likes to fuck sheep he is a very bald head person has a thick skull and always has the best time no matter what

Person 1: Oh look it's a sheep fucker

Person 2: you mean a Teoranga

by The funniest cnt ever September 11, 2020

Tharaniya

shes so peng I can’t even lie sweet one she can be certi sometimes but always laughs and never cries

Tharaniya’s a sweet one

by Tharaniya March 21, 2021

Therapist

You need it.

GET SOME FUCKING HELP. GET A THERAPIST. TREAT YOURSELF NOW.

by Goofy Plush September 17, 2023

Montana Therapy

Here's the gun, there's the barn. Hope things work out.

Dude: Man, my wife left me, I lost my job, and I'm lookin at 25 years. Time for some Montana Therapy.

by Up Yours Society March 21, 2009

brain therapy

A slap on the head, usually the back of the head. Not hrd enough to really hurt, but suffient to shake up the recipient more than a little.

Often used in a group of males to "encourage" the one that's always a bit slower than the others.

"So that's three Big Macs, a Quarter pounder, a chicken sandwich .... Jim, what do you want ?"

"Err... a Big - no, one of those fish .... can I have nuggets ? No hang on, something with bacon ....."

<SMACK>

"Make your mind up NOW, unless you want some more brain therapy !"

"Ok, OK, Big Mac and Fries !"

by Eighth of Seven April 9, 2009

orgasm therapy

the act of relieving tension and stress through repetitive and/or vigorous sex.

Jill is strung out today! She needs some serious orgasm therapy.

by dnipplez May 15, 2011