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Trouser Troll

Any giant penis that should never see the light of day but somehow always does when the owner gets drunk.

Like most evil, shadow dwelling creatures, the trouser troll is ugly and smells of rotten death.

You always know the trouser troll is there and are afraid to approach the area where it lives.
"Oh my god, last night Aaron got drunk and I saw his trouser troll!!!"

"Really? And you didn't turn to stone??"
by powellja September 10, 2012
mugGet the Trouser Trollmug.

red trousers

Trousers hated by stylish Chelsea FC supporters. Mostly worn by Fulham and Arsenal fans. Also known as "tosser trousers" or "wanker pants".
Chelsea fan Clive: "OMG, look at those red trousers"

Chelsea fan Seb: "Terrible, must be a Fulham fan, no taste"
by Sebcfc March 11, 2014
mugGet the red trousersmug.

Trouser Trouting

The act of displaying your penis while still wearing pants. Usually accomplished by unzipping the pants and exposing the penis. This is often done at party's or in public as a joke, but can also be utilized as a means to proudly display your penis to potential sex partners to ignite arousal and attraction.
That guy over there is Trouser Trouting, he's got his dick hanging out of his zipper in front of Mary. I bet she's going to hook up with him.
by Baalor December 7, 2012
mugGet the Trouser Troutingmug.

Trouser eggs

Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!
by Nobli May 7, 2023
mugGet the Trouser eggsmug.

trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.
You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.
by ToneToneCapone March 16, 2021
mugGet the trouser toddlermug.

weasel in trousers

surprisingly charismatic butch-type lesbian who likes to make sexual advances on young doe-eyed mostly hetero girls
She's such a weasel in trousers she turns straight girls gay.
by AuntF November 4, 2010
mugGet the weasel in trousersmug.

Trouser Truffles

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers
Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 7, 2023
mugGet the Trouser Trufflesmug.

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