1. A person who goes from table to table stealing food.
2. A homeless guy who survives by livng in all-you-can-eat buffets, usually accompanied by moist-towelette-sponge-baths.
2. A homeless guy who survives by livng in all-you-can-eat buffets, usually accompanied by moist-towelette-sponge-baths.
1. "Hey, what the hell is Johnson doing?" asked Paulofaggoteer as he pointed out Johnson going from table to table stealing food. "Oh, he's just being a fuckin Table Gypsy" replied Fuckaroowho
2. Dude, I just saw a Table Gypsy giving himself a towelette bath in the restroom.
2. Dude, I just saw a Table Gypsy giving himself a towelette bath in the restroom.
by HiyaDouche November 14, 2010
A female that thinks she is a snack , but in reality she's been passed around too much to where she is wore out. Her vagina probably smells like burnt rubber. Use extreme caution.
by Capt. Maddy Daddy July 24, 2019
Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...
One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.
One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.
by AlcoholFueledBrewtality August 10, 2018
The day of the week when you lay the table and eat dinner at it, instead of sitting on the couch in front of the TV.
by flynnmorgan November 08, 2021
by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020
"We were going to Simon and Lisa's for supper, but then caught them having a Table Ender and it spoilt our appetites, so we went out to a restaurant instead."
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash instead of going to the ATM.
by Mercy March 23, 2006