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THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
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spring slinky

"I have got a spring slinky in the Robinson mall."
by hydorus shui October 2, 2023
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beef slinky

A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.
Example:

Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky

Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy
by Mr.Twang July 13, 2014
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slinky kisses

a kiss between two where the tongue is sucked on by the other then vic versa
Wanna slinky kisses??
Yes its my favorite!! it means love!!!
by notshabbi July 13, 2014
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Slinky

A metal device that retracts and expands when handled by a very annoying person. A thin, flat metal wire that spirals up around 50 times. A slinky can be used to annoy everyone and everything around the person that wields it. This device has been known for its stair-stepping abilities.
I almost got my slinky down a whole staircase!
by That.One.Guy... January 4, 2017
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European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.
John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.
by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012
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Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.
by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025
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