Moist Mike

A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.

Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike

by Moist Mike May 29, 2019

Moist Bush

an aroused female of any species...

Person 1 - "I love microsoft office 2010"
Person 2 - "is it giving you a moist bush?"

Example 2 - "That chick behind me in the heavy traffic looks like she has a moist bush"

by moistness June 09, 2011

Moist Oyster

Another way of saying "wet pussy"

I fingered Jessica and man she had a moist oyster

by Kyle1998 January 22, 2015

moist fingerbowl

When a man fists a female in her very moist vagina and then proceeds to open up his fingers inside of her, whilst proclaiming “Hut, Hike!”.

Man, Rob really Moist Fingerbowled that chick in the back of his ST.

by Rae Perez May 31, 2018

moist buddies

Originating from a Clubhouse club. A moist buddy or moist buddies is a friend or associate that you meet in the IRL (In Real Life).

Johnny met his “moist buddies”, Nancy and Drew, for some ice-cream.

by IAmReallyNotACat April 08, 2021

Moist bandito

When you pull out just as you are cumming and it sprays her in the face so much that she can't breathe she is considered a moist bandito.

Girl: I can't breathe

Boy: *tips cowboy hat*
Moist Bandito

by The moist bandito's July 31, 2020

moist pooplets

geese or pond bird dropping that is very fresh and wet

Thoose birds keep leaving moist poolets on my dock in the pond

by kayaker2008 April 03, 2005