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Malcolm

As you see this word is about a friend but the friend is really dry…probably drier then the desert or

something…..BUT anyways yeah my friend Malcolm is very racist but good friend-ish he does hang out with us at recess and lunch (sometimes) he’s an assho- ahem he’s a good guy and annoying person

and sometimes sus…and racist….but we’re not on that side of him ahem no no not that side we’re on the good side! But er yeah…there we go IVE known him for almost 3-4 years now I hope he reads this cuz he’ll remember me pfft right?..probably not cuz by the time he dies and turns into ashes I’ll still be alive 💥💥😎😎😎
Oh hey it’s Malcolm”
by Noodles ramen December 12, 2023
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A person who fucks a ton of girls and someone who gets a ton of play respectful to adults but also fucks them
did you see Malcolm fucked another woman
by Taylor Ton August 23, 2023
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Malcolm

"Malcolm is so chopped" -Theology teacher
by The under taker February 18, 2025
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Of course he learnt how to fly a jet from watching Top Gun Maverick, he's Malcolm!
by That khd January 15, 2024
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That Mf nigga
That nigga malcolm that boy
by Swervo_thatboy November 23, 2021
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Malcolm In The Middle

Malcolm in the middle? More like, mushy in the middle. Lose some weight Heisenberg! Haha. Had a good chuckle over that one... I'm coming after you.
by The Komng December 2, 2022
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Malcolm is the funniest guy. He is shy at first. He is more of a people watcher, he doesn't really like to be seen. He stays away from large crowds. He loves animals and nature. He is very smart and really good looking. He is handsome but doesn't realize how good looking he is. He is a little insecure but doesn't show it. He has a big heart but he gets let down often. Overtime this causes him to put up walls around people. Once he lets you in he will love you so deeply and passionately don't break his heart. His recovery takes too long and this wonderful young man deserves to be loved. Talented, creative, deep, smart, funny and good looking.
Malcolm told me a joke today I laughed so hard and I can't stop thinking about the way he told it. He is a great story teller.
by Cheerleadersoftheday August 15, 2024
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