housing lottery

Kenyon College's version of the Hunger Games. A few privileged groups can avoid it. Of all those who participate, a lucky few win and get all the glory, while most simply lose.

"Aw man, I lost the housing lottery again. Stuck in Mather as a SENIOR!"
"Sorry man. It seems the odds are never in your favor. On the bright side, the number you got this year was the BEST sophomore lottery number last year."

by tapegal25 April 15, 2015

Greenwood lake lottery

The act of getting injured at work either in purpose or on accident in order to sue one’s employer

They were flying in steel and that dumbass got his leg in the way… looks like he just hit the Greenwood lake lottery

by Nosebeersonme September 30, 2022

Live Stream Lottery

Live Stream Lottery (LSL) is first-to-market autonomous incorruptible global Web3 lottery

Live Stream Lottery (LSL) innovation is from The Royal Family blockchain based Lottury

by LordofGrange March 30, 2023

New York lottery

The lottery service for the state of New York most loved by wny

I want to be lucky and win the New York lottery

by The rangers fan February 8, 2025

Anti lottery

The fateful circumstance where everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong in a narrow timeframe; a Murphy's law special. The collective series of negative events happening simultaneously as if the red moon and stars aligned. Life did not simply give you the middle finger, it spawned a breed of Thumb-Thumb's from Spy Kids except instead of thumbs, they were exclusively comprised of middle finger appendages sent to tackle you in the night. The scratch off ticket you thought would yield you no more than a flat tire or a spaghetti sauce-stained dress shirt actually rendered the mother-load of Powerball prizes. You sir just unveiled the golden ticket to Milly Monka's Chocolate Sweatshop (and no, the snozzberries do not taste like snozzberries.) The good news is that this only happens to 0.00069% of the population.

Jessica: Hey man, what's wrong?

Tom: *sniffles* well, uhh, Kaitlyn broke up with me today right after I got into the motorcycle accident and my pet sugar glider died from testicular cancer this morning.

Jessica: ohh gee, sorry bud. Well at least your parents' divorce anniversary isn't for another month yet.

Tom: actually it's today..

Jessica: damn, guess you hit the anti lottery.

by YourAlmostBestFriend March 16, 2022

win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.

I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.

by foodboy96 March 30, 2024

The lottery

Putting multiple condoms into a basket, while one condom has a small hole. Then when the time comes to use a condom a person mixes the condoms up and draws from the basket. Whom ever receives the condom with the hole wins THE LOTTERY.

Ryan played the lottery a couple weeks ago, turns out he won. He’s afraid the child support will be more than he can afford.

by Dat Bald head August 6, 2022