Judge Judy

when you defecate on someones windshield. Followed u pby tapping the head of yer cock on the car's hood simulating a judge bangin their gavel. After that you masturrbate on the windshield or poop.
I needed t od osomething more evil then keying that bitches car for cock blocking me like that, so i gave her the judge judy
by Matt July 27, 2003
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judge judy

A sexual maneuver accomplished by a man eating applesauce, then blowing it into a woman's anus, then sucking the anus for the applesauce, and then into the woman's vagina.
I pulled quite a Judge Judy on her!
by Flappy March 15, 2005
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activist judge

Judges who invent laws that are against the constitution. They often falsy associate them selves with the judges whose constitutionaly grounded rulings brought down segregation.
Dispite the wishes of most Americans activist judges will decide what marriage is.
by Colin Keesee January 29, 2005
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Nudge the Judge

Sorry I'm late dude, I had to Nudge the Judge with my lady.
by Jonathan87 April 11, 2004
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father judge

a large amount of homos who have never felt a vagina and love dicks in their ass.
timmy-“hey mark don’t you go to father judge?”
mark-“ i sure do i’m a gay bitch that loves dick.”
by judgesucksdick September 07, 2021
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Vapor Judge

The ultimate authority on vapor. One who reviews and judges e-cig starter kits and e juice in order to educate people that want to start vaping.
Vapor Judge rated South Beach Smoke #1 at vaporjudge.com.
by Vapor Judge February 12, 2013
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Biased Judge

When two or more attractive girls pal around with an unattractive girl. The attractive girls all receive high marks on the attractiveness scale (8-10), whereas the unattractive girl does not (no more than a 4), making her the Biased Judge: the individual who brings down the composite score of the group.
Dan: "Check out the pack of hotties. Nines, at least."
Brian: "Yeah, but they're hiding a Biased Judge at the center."
Dan: "WOAH, good call, what an average killer."
by CMcD November 24, 2008
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