When you are sitting down minding your own business and some jerk comes from behind and stuffs a sandwich in your face. He then yells "You got HAMMED"
by Hammed May 5, 2008


by Kayder-Kyder June 11, 2007

A thick, stout, juicy female. think count thickulla.
Derivative: like tom chasing jerry with a hambone that resembles a shorty's thigh.
Derivative: like tom chasing jerry with a hambone that resembles a shorty's thigh.
yo so me and my boy roll up to this party, but when he sees all the cuties heading for the door he's like yo all the hot ham is escaping.
by jahyeti November 8, 2003

Acronymn for Hot Ass Mess.
by Nikkibal August 23, 2007
