Egg Freezer
noun | /eg free-zər/
Definition:
A woman who electively freezes her eggs in her 20s or early 30s, not because she’s ready for kids, but because she’s not ready for consequences. Used to preserve fertility while living her “Hot Girl CEO” phase uninterrupted by commitment, stability, or a man with a 401(k).
Origins:
First coined by Miami Man, a sharp-tongued AI entrepreneur and content creator from Brickell, who once described an ex as:
“An egg freezer — she iced her ovaries and ghosted me for a yoga retreat in Tulum.”
The term was later borrowed and amplified by Coach Greg Adams (CGA) on his podcast, where it became a staple phrase used to describe modern dating dynamics, hypergamy, and women “kicking the accountability can down the road.”
Traits of an Egg Freezer:
Has a vision board and zero intention of sharing it
Says “the universe will provide” instead of “I have a plan”
Goes to therapy to talk about a guy she met on Raya
Calls herself “emotionally unavailable” like it’s a badge of honor
Other Names:
Freeze Queen
Fertility-on-Flex Mode
The Human Snooze Button
The Biohacker Barbie
See also:
Hot Girl Sabbatical
Delulu Season
Brickell Manifestation Babe
Soft Launch Dating
noun | /eg free-zər/
Definition:
A woman who electively freezes her eggs in her 20s or early 30s, not because she’s ready for kids, but because she’s not ready for consequences. Used to preserve fertility while living her “Hot Girl CEO” phase uninterrupted by commitment, stability, or a man with a 401(k).
Origins:
First coined by Miami Man, a sharp-tongued AI entrepreneur and content creator from Brickell, who once described an ex as:
“An egg freezer — she iced her ovaries and ghosted me for a yoga retreat in Tulum.”
The term was later borrowed and amplified by Coach Greg Adams (CGA) on his podcast, where it became a staple phrase used to describe modern dating dynamics, hypergamy, and women “kicking the accountability can down the road.”
Traits of an Egg Freezer:
Has a vision board and zero intention of sharing it
Says “the universe will provide” instead of “I have a plan”
Goes to therapy to talk about a guy she met on Raya
Calls herself “emotionally unavailable” like it’s a badge of honor
Other Names:
Freeze Queen
Fertility-on-Flex Mode
The Human Snooze Button
The Biohacker Barbie
See also:
Hot Girl Sabbatical
Delulu Season
Brickell Manifestation Babe
Soft Launch Dating
"She just turned 30 and dropped 20 grand to freeze her eggs. Says she’s focused on healing and traveling. Bro, she’s a certified egg freezer."
by themiamiman June 23, 2025
Get the Egg Freezermug. When a dumbass lets a Dairy Queen ice cream cake melt and then put it back in the freezer, the cake gets freezer rust.
Why would you let the ice cream cake melt and put it back in the freezer last week, dumbass, now it has freezer rust
by Urban cowgirl December 23, 2017
Get the Freezer rustmug. lyric originally used in the song Sugar rush by BIBI “I don’t need no man for dessert I got popsicles in my freezer”
by Conscriptboss February 24, 2024
Get the Popsicle in the freezermug. Got a new thing comin’ up...starts in a couple weeks and I’m gonna make a sht ton of money, yo. New Freezer!! And I don’t care if that btch dump me because I got bands.
by tphy8 August 7, 2019
Get the New Freezermug. Another word for “Gun” or “Chopper/Choppa”
Typically used in the vernacular of those not in law enforcement.
The word Freezer is derived from the verb “to freeze,” indicating that when the freezer is pulled out, it’s freezes people - in the sense that they do not wish to move out of fear from the situation.
Typically used in the vernacular of those not in law enforcement.
The word Freezer is derived from the verb “to freeze,” indicating that when the freezer is pulled out, it’s freezes people - in the sense that they do not wish to move out of fear from the situation.
“Copped a new freezer yesterday.”
“Shug pulled out the freezer, and you could’ve sworn there wasn’t a soul in that club”
“Shug pulled out the freezer, and you could’ve sworn there wasn’t a soul in that club”
by OttoHapaxLegends April 25, 2021
Get the Freezermug. The freezer move is what bored hung-over guys do to their friends to make themselves laugh and feel better. The freezer move is best done when laying on opposite ends of the couch. You grab your buddy's ankles and pull them towards you while jamming your big toe as far up their ass as you can. This movement causes their arms to fly out and they freeze in that position with a shocked look on their face.
by 1 Nut Master 1 April 24, 2017
Get the Freezermug. coca cola espuma
CARBONATED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CARAMEL COLOR, PHOSPHORIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVORS, CAFFEINE.
CAFFEINE CONTENT: 57 mg/20 fl oz
P.Diddy was just a part of our imagination.
CARBONATED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CARAMEL COLOR, PHOSPHORIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVORS, CAFFEINE.
CAFFEINE CONTENT: 57 mg/20 fl oz
P.Diddy was just a part of our imagination.
by jamez_ November 30, 2023
Get the Industrial Freezermug.