To be so busy, that you will never finish your job
"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
by Frainslug November 04, 2005
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The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest was great!
by HaMufin December 29, 2021
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Contestion

The amount of positions you are investing control in that allow you to contest one or more areas. A term used by casters for Rainbow 6: Siege matches.
Team A's defensive hold on Consulate give them a great amount of contestion across the entire bottom floor.
by Thane of Lindor (truffles) February 16, 2020
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Dirty Dick Down contest

For a man to have sex with as many woman as possible without cleaning his penis. The point is to see how many woman he can get to perform oral sex on him until one refuses to perform due to the smell
I made it to 7 woman in the Dirty Dick Down contest
by moochzigg March 11, 2020
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Hugging Contest

When two guys don't know how to fight, and they're just holding each other and kinda slapping occasionally.
"These bitches don't know how to throw a punch..."

"Mane, they have a hugging contest."
by nealestrigga January 21, 2025
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Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.
Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.
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