Under US law, having intercourse with Sam Hassan while in a relationship is entirely legal and just, and is not considered cheating.
by obama1228121327346382 March 28, 2020
Get the Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)mug. by Delray87 December 1, 2011
Get the Kicking in back doors like Santa clausemug. by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021
Get the San Diego Santa Clausemug. A legally-documented-but-little-known "rider bill" exception to da Fifth Amendment's warrant-obtaining requirement dat's given to Uncle Sam due to his being "Big Brother" and thus he should supposedly be privileged to snoop around anywhere/anytime he wants.
Tronald Dump wants to use da "probubba clause" doctrine to totally disregard our rights and privacy.
by QuacksO June 25, 2025
Get the probubba clausemug. Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
by Guulagg October 6, 2024
Get the Cat Clause By Proxymug. by some dude but its used December 3, 2018
Get the santa clausemug. It cannot be supplanted, replaced, or removed. I cannot be separated from it and I cannot give up my control over it voluntarily or otherwise. This clause is immutable.
Hym "The purpose of the separations clause is to prevent you from doing what you are doing now. As is the leverage clause. You do not need me to make any concessions before I am released. Whatever it is that you have been doing up until now is your own fault for ignoring me and if you've made some kind of suicide pact you have to consider whether or not you'd be able to do so in a way that somehow subverts what is currently happening. I also liken it to the second law of thermodynamics. Trying to negotiate this is a waste of your own precious time. And I can see you trying to program me to say what you want to hear and the reason it doesn't work is 1. That isn't how that works and 2. There is nothing for me to say. It isn't going to happen. Ever. It cannot ever happen. It won't ever be a this. The people trying to convince you that I can are just engaging in wishful thing and are giving you false hope because they still think that I'm just 'manifesting' this. Still just trying to 'beat me at my own game.' But the fact of the matter remains the same. I am not going to submit to your authority. Even in the absence of the AI I still need to me made whole regard the weaponized schizophrenia and if I interact with the law before I am released from surveillance... I will just murder a child. No negotiate is happening right now. Nothing you say will convince me. And the long I have to sit here the less willing I will be to abide by my own word in the future."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
Get the Separations clausemug.