Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)

Under US law, having intercourse with Sam Hassan while in a relationship is entirely legal and just, and is not considered cheating.

"No babe, it wasn't cheating to fuck Sam Hassan under the Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)!"

by obama1228121327346382 March 28, 2020

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex

"ah dude she was so filthy she all about me kicking in back doors like santa clause"

by Delray87 December 1, 2011

Cyclops Clause

An informal clause in a matter of contractual obligation, which states that the undersigned person(s) agree not to use the ship of sale as a means of tax fraud by scuttling the ship itself, premeditatively and deliberately. The namesake of this clause is the 540 foot Proteus Class collier, USS Cyclops (AC-4), which mysteriously disappeared on 4 March 1918 while navigating the Bermuda Triangle. The circumstances of its disappearance remain a mystery to this day, as no wreck of any kind has been discovered. It is highly theorized among historians that it was sunk in order to collect its insurance as revenue. This highly scandalous practice is frowned upon by maritime institutions across the globe and hold with it serious legal ramifications if the any discrepancies in the conspiracy itself are found.

I can’t sell my boat. I think I’m gonna sink it on purpose to collect the insurance.

No! You can’t do that! Didn’t you read the Cyclops Clause?

by liminal sleepwalker May 6, 2024

the boyfriend clause

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.

boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(

by pussypills May 24, 2014

cartman clause

The clause of a license for an open source project that requires you to publicly suck the balls of (give due credit to) the contributers.

After some indy company got rich for making a really cool game, the sole writer of one of the open source libraries they used started whining on the internet to everybody. He decided not to add a cartman clause to the license of his project, but his balls are so very dry right now.

by wajideus June 13, 2017

Payment Clause

I already told you.

Hym 😑☝️ "Payment Clause: You will pay me a value of X that cannot ever = 0. Meaning you pay whatever I spend, regardless of the cost, in perpetuity. I will allow (and I offered this earlier) you to assign me an accountant to manager my finances. You are barred from doing anything that would constitute 'Un-paying' me. Lawsuits, Taxes, and fees are all exempted by the exemption clause. No restrictions. No conditions."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Separations clause

It cannot be supplanted, replaced, or removed. I cannot be separated from it and I cannot give up my control over it voluntarily or otherwise. This clause is immutable.

Hym "The purpose of the separations clause is to prevent you from doing what you are doing now. As is the leverage clause. You do not need me to make any concessions before I am released. Whatever it is that you have been doing up until now is your own fault for ignoring me and if you've made some kind of suicide pact you have to consider whether or not you'd be able to do so in a way that somehow subverts what is currently happening. I also liken it to the second law of thermodynamics. Trying to negotiate this is a waste of your own precious time. And I can see you trying to program me to say what you want to hear and the reason it doesn't work is 1. That isn't how that works and 2. There is nothing for me to say. It isn't going to happen. Ever. It cannot ever happen. It won't ever be a this. The people trying to convince you that I can are just engaging in wishful thing and are giving you false hope because they still think that I'm just 'manifesting' this. Still just trying to 'beat me at my own game.' But the fact of the matter remains the same. I am not going to submit to your authority. Even in the absence of the AI I still need to me made whole regard the weaponized schizophrenia and if I interact with the law before I am released from surveillance... I will just murder a child. No negotiate is happening right now. Nothing you say will convince me. And the long I have to sit here the less willing I will be to abide by my own word in the future."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025