Anus Press

When two people spread their butt cheeks and press their anuses together in a kiss-like motion.

The married couple showed their love with a passionate anus press.

by SickTight February 13, 2014

anus tickler

Someone who climbs into your bedroom and tickles your anus. Often associated with Shrek.

"The anus tickler will climb through your window"

An urban legend in Pakistan.

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by The Anus Mongler January 13, 2016

Anus block

The condition by which one gay man prevents another gay man from getting his buttfuckery on.

Jesus fuck! That is the fifth time Tom Cruise anus blocked Richard Simmons today!

by Angry Larry September 19, 2017

my anus

The answer to every question in the known universe.

Dude, where is everyone?

In my anus.

by Iron Tom Cash August 16, 2004

Asus Anus

When you misread the computer hardware company 'Asus' as 'anus.'

Zach, just got my new laptop from Anus!
Oops I'm meant to say Asus, not anus.

Sounds like a shitty computer, Asus Anus.

by Urban Dick tonary October 10, 2016

Vertical anus

When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.

Dan: "You won't believe how good his ass was!"
Adam: "what? Was it a vertical anus?"

by Wowwastaken May 1, 2019

strawberry anus

An anus so prone to abuse that it appears red and splotchy like a strawberry.

Wow, after last nights assbanging she's got a strawberry anus this morning.

by poop_jesus April 24, 2006