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Johnny Zipper

An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.
Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'
by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011
mugGet the Johnny Zippermug.

Zipper Nick

pinching your weiner in your zipper
that chick likes to bust my balls, she's a total zipper nick !
by zipper nickers September 13, 2011
mugGet the Zipper Nickmug.

pants zipper

the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??
Damn. Your pants zipper is stuck... got any oooiiilllllllll?
by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015
mugGet the pants zippermug.

zipper ladder

When someone climbs the corporate ladder through sexual means.
"She is too dumb for that job, obviously she's climbing the zipper ladder."
by roxygirl541 September 30, 2008
mugGet the zipper laddermug.

zipper zucchini

A man’s penis. Also sometimes referred to as a trouser snake.
He unzipped his jeans and out popped a zipper zucchini!
by JRL1998 October 2, 2023
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Zipper Tits

Zipper tits refers to a woman who has had breast reduction surgery / "top surgery" either because she's been convinced her boobs were too big, or because she was convinced she is a man trapped in a womans body. Typically women are groomed into this by mentally ill people on TikTok and other social media platforms.

After having the natural breast material removed, the stitches left from the traumatic operation will resemble zippers, resulting in the term "zipper tits" to refer to female to male trans and normal women who got breast reduction surgery.

Women who end up with zipper tits often regret their decision as they later realize we're convinced by Tik Tok that they thought they knew better than god and nature about themselves and their bodies, and as a result they went and paid thousands of dollars for unnecessary painful surgery that made them less attractive and left them with hideous permanent scars under their breasts.

If you are considering transitioning, getting top surgery or a breast reduction, please seriously consider the discomfort and embarassment you will face afterwards. Most men will no longer find you attractive, other women will think less of you for acting like you know better than them, and you'll be stuck looking like a butchered up tik tok freak.
Autozone Mike: Did you see the zipper tits that walked in her earlier

Autozone Dave: She really thought she was a tough guy huh
by chicken nugget dave November 22, 2022
mugGet the Zipper Titsmug.

Easy zipper

A male slut. A male who is very generous with his favors.
That Jimmy has an easy zipper.

Better use a condom with Bill. He's an EZ Zipper.
by MFComedy February 5, 2019
mugGet the Easy zippermug.

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