Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)
Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.
by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009

by Aristeo March 11, 2009

A wind twirly is a rapidly rotating column of air that is in contact with both the surface of the Earth and a cumulonimbus cloud or, in rare cases, the base of a cumulus cloud.
by Random10203 September 16, 2018

'Wind the frog' means 'get ready'.
It comes from the scene in which Woody launches the plan to escape from Sid's room in Pixar's 1995 movie Toy Story.
Scuttlebut has it that the phrase was popular among the film's crew during shooting.
It comes from the scene in which Woody launches the plan to escape from Sid's room in Pixar's 1995 movie Toy Story.
Scuttlebut has it that the phrase was popular among the film's crew during shooting.
by pendantry June 2, 2020

"Sammy won't stop talking."
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."
People who monologue have big buckets of wind.
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."
People who monologue have big buckets of wind.
by Bucketofwind August 16, 2017

by grandmaster poo December 30, 2011

A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.
Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?
Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!
Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!
Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
by RacinJason November 30, 2018
