Skip to main content

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.
Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.
by Briollette August 29, 2006
mugGet the it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic mug.

The titsest

Something that is the coolest.
We just went to a B.o.B. concert and T.I. came on unexpectedly. That was the titsest!!
by dnp1224 October 25, 2010
mugGet the The titsest mug.

the_titans_vizzuals

A Tik Toker that used to post sports stuff but now it’s random stuff
the_titans_vizzuals is a tiktoker
by Yessssssssssok April 24, 2022
mugGet the the_titans_vizzuals mug.

tapping the tittie

Ones spawn who is breastfeeding.
When is she gonna stop tapping the tittie?

When she is done tapping the tittie, we are going for a drink!
by Gleek32 December 18, 2015
mugGet the tapping the tittie mug.

Has the titanic sunk

The titanic has sunk is a reference to when the dick has stopped being hard and has gone back to normal. It is usually the girlfriend/boyfriend who say it
Girlfriend: Hey are u ready.

Boyfriend: No sorry babes.

Girlfriend: Has the titanic sunk.
by Mickey Mouse 370142834288 January 6, 2017
mugGet the Has the titanic sunk mug.

Sank the Titanic

When you have really big poo and it makes an incredibly loud noise as it hits the water and gives your arse a good splash.

Derives from tragic accident of the Titanic that sank in the mid-atlantic in 1912.
*All quiet*
Rodger - on the toilet: *Loud splash noise*
Christie - in the other room: Jesus, Rodger was that you? Sounded like you sank the Titanic.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 15, 2019
mugGet the Sank the Titanic mug.
If you are a hoe you have more sex and sex makes you loose weight (scientifically speaking) therefore the more sex you have the more weight you loose and the more weight you loose the smaller your tits are
Ryan: damn she’s fine but she has like no tits bro.

Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.

Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe
by Del0920 August 12, 2021
mugGet the The smaller the tits the bigger the hoe mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email