Smurfing

The act of writing on ones driveway in chalk(preferably blue chalk) smurf oriented things. This was invented by a group of bored teenagers one night as an alternative to TPing,Forking and Ding Dong ditching.
The first smurfing took place on March,15th,2011 in Phoenix, Arizona

Jack: "Dude smurfing jake last night was so fun, we smurfed the tits of him!"
John: "Hahhahaa ya dude we sure did, it would have been better though if his insane neighbor didnt throw a pestacide can at us!"

by The King of Smurfing August 22, 2011

Smurfs

used in Belgium to descibe cops or cops in training.

looks like them smurfs are ready to write a ticket.

by Big-DaDa April 26, 2004

smurfed

To turn something blue, like laundry.

Dagnabit Ralph! You washed your new jeans in with my white bras, and now they have been smurfed.

by perishable517 May 19, 2005

smurf

Those little blue dudes that live in toadstools and beat up this randy old guy, even after he gave them one of his bitches to keep!

If I was to choke the shit out of a smurf, what colour would it turn?

by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003

smurf

The blue reflector things on the street that show where fire hydrants are.

Hey man you just ran over a smurf.

by Megosaurus June 10, 2006

Smurf

Smurfs are little KKK members..they all wear white hoods and their leader wears the big red hood...And they are always hating on that wizard cause he's a jew...You can tell he's a jew because of that nose...Little racist blue guys with only one female...

Papa smurf is the grand wizard...check out that red hat...

by Anonymous Reaper April 18, 2008

Smurfing

To put a condom over the head of your girl (like a Smirf hat) then choke the them blue while they play with your Smurf berries.

Have you tried Smurfing? put this condom on your head, i want to Smurf you.

by chickenbag May 29, 2010