Puppet Fucker

A person so afraid of sexual intercourse that they are attracted to puppets, because they have no genitals. Symptons include writing gay bondage fanfiction for Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet, etc.

I bet that puppet fucker watches Team America like it's porn.

by quijibo July 25, 2006

Putin's Puppet

Anyone who questions American corporate power and world hegemony.

Steve: Hey, this whole thing about Democratic party leaders saying that puppy memes by a marketing Russian troll factory unconnected to the Russian government, seen by around 21000 people is on par with 9/11 or Pearl Harbour in international warfare seems a little overblown to me.
Dave: Steve! You've become Putin's Puppet!!! I'm turning you into the authorities.
Steve: C'mon Dave! I just want to prevent innocent people being killed in a brutal, totally unjustified war?!
Dave: Putin's Puppet!!!

by Denim Bucket Sheik February 26, 2018

puppet hole

a descriptive term that compares the anal orifice to the opening at the base of a puppet (a toy placed on the hand and uses to entertain or terrify children)

Ann fired 7 people yesterday! What crawled up her puppet hole?

by S Nelson April 9, 2005

sock puppet

1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.

2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.

After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.

by captainherring April 8, 2005

Puppet master

Someone who is the true master in the master/slave relationship.

He/she would become a puppet master if the puppet didn't resist.

by Solid Mantis June 5, 2019

Puppet Yoda

Puppet Yoda is an inspirational YouTube chef, painter, and content creator who truly inspires the world do get drunk and make a fucking pizza instead of a cake.

Puppet Yoda is cool.

by Your Mom's Gay February 1, 2019

puppet-yank

you sit in a chair place your elbow on your knee with your fist in the air. your good friend (normally a guy) then sits on your hand fisting himself while still standing. then you give him a reach around. the overwhelming pleasure causes your friend to flinch and jerk, looking like a puppet.

wow i couldn't believe Jon let me puppet-yank him last night.

by crookedmist July 30, 2010