Crap-path

When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.

"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.

by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010

Duplex Transmission Path

A duplex transmission path, circuit, or channel designed to support information transfer in both directions, simultaneously. An FDX circuit can be a single physical circuit, such as a voice grade local loop.

" Did you add the Duplex Transmission Path into are computer"

by TheBlueGuy69 November 3, 2020

A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

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A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

by InterpersonalCommunication March 5, 2025

Invisible Path

A Buddhist concept denoting the path a person needs to move on to reach Truth.

Urbanites today remain unhappy despite material success so look for the invisible path without even realizing it!

by Deepi Deep Inder April 9, 2009

pathed-ex

Awaiting a fed-ex package that arrives later than you wish comes from pathed-ex.

I am anxiously awaiting a package from fed-ex. It must be coming from pathed-ex.
The Christmas gifts you sent have not arrived yet. Did you send them by pathed-ex?

by kymnasium January 8, 2009

critical path

A buzzword Project Managers used to describe the priority of work items that they don't comprehend.

I have some concerns that we're not focusing enough to prioritize which three (3) crayons will be used by our stakeholders; it's critical path.

by Project ARCHIE August 29, 2016

ninja path

Derived from the Indonesian phrase "jalan ninja", this slang term refers to a way of life, motto, belief, or "dream" that guides them in achieving their goals.

Going to cinemas 10 times per year at this age of 21 is my ninja path to be allowed by parents to watch more mature (inappropriate) movies. BTW, once I turn 23, I'm going to be "old" if my parents still deem movies like Deadpool to be too inappropriate to me to watch.

by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025