noun) two beds pushed together in Hagerstown Hall to create one MegaBed when your roommate leaves you.
”Yo, Haley, were you sad when your roommate left unexpectedly? No, I created Mega Bed to fill the void."
by kerb-stirer November 22, 2019
A mega daddy is a person that you can look at after 20 years and still think "Damn. He sexy." but he still hot AF and you want the D at 50 fucking years old. #70YearOldPantyDroppa
Woman A: He my mega daddy.
Woman B: Say what?!
Guy: I got D for dayz. Therefore, I am the mega daddy.
Woman: See, he knows what's up.
Woman B: Say what?!
Guy: I got D for dayz. Therefore, I am the mega daddy.
Woman: See, he knows what's up.
by legitimacyandpaws October 30, 2015
by your local moist provider May 21, 2018
an add on to jammed. an accent to jammed. "MEGA Jammed"
emphasis needs to be used on "MEGA" for effect if necessary.
1. To be screwed over
2. to screwed over somebody
3. a state of being
4. an expression
emphasis needs to be used on "MEGA" for effect if necessary.
1. To be screwed over
2. to screwed over somebody
3. a state of being
4. an expression
1. "I just got (MEGA) jammed by Meghan"
2. "I just (MEGA) jammed that dude"
3. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed right now"
also feel free to add in the "F" word where is fits.
A. "I just got so fucking (MEGA) jammed by Meghan" (fucking bitch)
B. "I just (MEGA) fucking jammed that dude"
C. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed. right fucking now"
An Expression: a friend sees another friend hurt himself. example, he walks into a sliding glass door, and the other friend in a deep booming voice says "MEGA JAMMED" coupled with weird facial expressions.
2. "I just (MEGA) jammed that dude"
3. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed right now"
also feel free to add in the "F" word where is fits.
A. "I just got so fucking (MEGA) jammed by Meghan" (fucking bitch)
B. "I just (MEGA) fucking jammed that dude"
C. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed. right fucking now"
An Expression: a friend sees another friend hurt himself. example, he walks into a sliding glass door, and the other friend in a deep booming voice says "MEGA JAMMED" coupled with weird facial expressions.
by Henn Diesel January 29, 2009
by McNguyen June 14, 2020
A meme and gif originating from the Hentai doujin entitled "Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History." The animated gif is of the main female character in this doujin. In the gif, she is moving her breasts.
by Wiige&Wade Scumlords February 23, 2015
There is no return from this violation.
Being called Mega Gay is equal to finding out your own sister was featured on bratty sis
These people who are Mega Gay, bend there penis Into there own assholes and then fuck themselves.
Being called Mega Gay is equal to finding out your own sister was featured on bratty sis
These people who are Mega Gay, bend there penis Into there own assholes and then fuck themselves.
'Matthew' Dayum Andrew is one hell of a coonster
'Andrew' Shut up Mega Gay
*Matthew turns into ashes as his grandmother proceeds to smoke them*
'Andrew' Shut up Mega Gay
*Matthew turns into ashes as his grandmother proceeds to smoke them*
by BigThickMotoCurryHouse May 01, 2019