when a dude come's to greet you with a hercules like grip on your ballbag and and just loves it to much to let go....
the galaxy handshake is usually appropriate in prison showers and penn state locker rooms... it can get messy.
by grundle grabbin mike November 16, 2011
by Carpanthers October 24, 2016
by KC Krush February 04, 2018
1. To perform anal sex on someone or something.
Origin:
Stories of aliens and their fondness for abducting victims to perform anal probes.
Origin:
Stories of aliens and their fondness for abducting victims to perform anal probes.
by BFw0rdSmith August 27, 2009
by Murphy A. January 20, 2017
For a man to perform an Angus handshake, he must begin by being on the bottom, in the 69 position with a woman. Just before ejaculation, the man tucks the woman's hair under his ass, preventing the woman from being able to remove her mouth from the man's penis. At the moment of ejaculation, the man squeezes out a good fart, and thrusts two fingers into the woman's ass. The glorious resulting gasp from having two fingers unexpectedly jammed in her ass causes a unique gagging on both semen and the vicious fart that accompanies it. The effect is compounded by the fact that she cannot remove her face from the area.
by Sven Weaks June 23, 2020
The act of handing a homeless person money and having your hand unintentionally touch the homeless person's hand.
by Partyjamo November 01, 2011