Giraffe Tongue

A huge dark clit. Usually found in/on black chicks, but the coloration and size can be found in other races. Named because of the resemblance to a giraffe tongue, g.t for short Possible side-effect of vegetarianism.

"Sorry ma'am i can't get my dick in, your massive penis is in the way!"

"It's not a dick, it's my clit!"

"Oh... it looks like a giraffe tongue."

by Funkit January 2, 2011

Angry Giraffe

When your wife keep trying to give you a hand job, with no lube and your dick becomes ruggedburned.

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My wife forgot the lube last night in her excitement and now I got an angry Giraffe

by Angry Giraffe April 17, 2017

Giraffe Boy

Giraffe Boy is someone who has a long kneck and has skinny legs

Omg Thomas is a giraffe Boy!

by randomshit123 February 25, 2018

giraffe lick

this is when you lick someone face with all of your tongue hanging out of your mouth.
the act of licking ones face.

"hey tom what you do last night?"
"nothing much just giraffe licked me girlfriend."

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Giraffe Balls

Said to someone after they didn't get a clear reference or joke to signify that it went over their head. Usually confuses them even more which adds to the teasing.

Dave - Tells a joke...
Karen "I don't get it"
Dave "Giraffe balls"
Karen "Huh?"

by Shadow the little blue cat March 25, 2019

giraffe knuckle

An elongated and thick set of labia on a women's vagina

I was going to bang Kayla until I tripped over her giraffe knuckle.

by The_Raven_556 March 2, 2019

beach giraffes

What humans be called in Spongebob.

Nearly naked beach giraffes!

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 31, 2022