coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.

"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021

Coot

Another way of saying cute, when cute isn't enough.

Robert sheehan = coot

by Hibishesxø April 22, 2019

Coot newt

A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.

"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."

by Face in the place March 8, 2018

blowin coot

Otherwise known as “ queefing”

That chick is blowin coot over there.

by Lyinglemur April 17, 2024

coot

something or someone that is too cute to say “cute”, most commonly used by littles and/or in roleplays.

my girlfriend’s little moustache hairs are so coot, i just want to kiss her face!

by Mars Bars N Stars July 4, 2024

Coots

Coots is when a larger size person's calf connects to there foot bypassing any defiance of an ankle. The ankle is basically non existent. Mostly larger size people suffer from this condition and various types of human bodies as well. Coots are also mistaken with the word "cankles". Coots seems more appropriate.

Example: wow look at that chicks coots! They are massive!

by Bennie and the Pearls April 3, 2016

Coot Flute

A slang term referring to the unconventional and intimate act of inserting a vape device into another person's vagina and inhaling from it.

At the wild party, Kris shocked everyone by attempting a coot flute with his partner, leaving the room in stunned silence.

by LazySGT May 14, 2025