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how are your testicles today?

1. a more direct way of saying "how's it hanging"

2. a phrase normally said to men, but can also be said to women, although you should use caution. Depending upon the woman, context, or situation in which the question is asked, the woman could very well take it offensively. You should only use this with women you feel very comfortable with or ones with very little pride.
so we were sitting there and john just leaned over and asked me
"and how are your testicles today?"
by jason348 January 2, 2007
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testicle shitting rectal wart

History of the phrase: Used in the southpark movie after the boys went to see the terrance and philip movie.

Definition:

Testicle shitting - one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual

rectal wart - A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.

testicle shitting rectal wart - a gay person who takes it in the ass or an individual that "eats balls" who only qualifies as a rectal wart.
that testicle shitting rectal wart!! he failed me on my test
by trippmunky October 2, 2007
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testicleavage

a. When a man wears really small loose shorts and part of his ball bag falls out he is considered to have testicleavage.
b. When an exposed ballsack is observed by the general public, usually by older women who will then scream and run away.
Jane saw Johns testicleavage when he bent over to tie his shoe while wearing a speedo.

Often times testicleavage is observed in the locker room of the swim team
by Nalina & Adam May 8, 2007
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elevator testicles

A condition in males in which one testicle is significantly higher than the other.
Mike's elevator testicles looked as if one testicle weighed ten pounds more than the other.
by b00zy September 25, 2005
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Testicless

Literally 'without testicles'. Used to either state that something doesn't have any testicles, or to imply cowardice (i.e. doesn't have any balls).
"I think that's a chick with a dick..."
"No way! She is testicless."


"I can't jump off that!"
"You are testicless."
by happynoj March 6, 2009
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Fish testicles

1)A statement iterated after an awkward conversation/confession to instantly provide comic relief to the moment and destroy any awkwardness present

2)Something owned by all whores. Based on the angler fish breeding process where the males are attracted to the females and "melt" into the females body and transform into a shiny pair of testicles to remain forever present on said angler fish's face. In other words, she has sex with men and steals their testicles.
1) Brian: "I kinda... totally have feelings for you Charlotte..."

Charlotte: "O.O"

Brian: "Fish testicles"

Charlotte: "LMAO! random :P so what's up?"

2) That Jessi chick is a total whore, she's has at least 30 fish testicles.
by Rabidbluejay1 March 10, 2012
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testifiesto

A party in one's pants

Used in certain situations to make a party in one pants sound more formal and less disgusting

Inspired by one's Josh Myers silly antics
Josh : Hey carol want to have a testifiesto?

Carol: Ok timmy !, make sure there's tacos

Timmy : Don't worry, there will be plenty of sausage
by Yidu Sun December 29, 2011
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