Tesla barbecue

A number of Tesla cars at the same location on fire. E.g at a parking lot or car dealership.

"Hey guys, there's a Tesla barbecue at the parking lot"

by hylleLXIX April 2, 2025

Tesla-tosterone

Tesla-tostrone (noun)
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”

She thought it was a casual date until he pulled out a star map and said, ‘We need to secure humanity’s future.’ The Tesla-tosterone was off the charts.

by Burt Cutler April 22, 2025

Tesla roping

When a team of two vehicles (usually large pickups) chases and captures a Tesla robotaxi by positioning in front and behind to control its speed and force submission. The goal is to trigger the car to signal distress and enter teleoperation as quickly as possible.

Dude, I'm bored, wanna roll coal and trigger some libs? Nah, that's hayseed shit. Let's go Tesla roping!

by feeleymyballs May 20, 2025

Tesla Logo

Men say tesla logo when a woman’s shorts are tight so you can see her vagina mark. Or when a woman has a camel toe. They say this as they believe it looks like the tesla logo

*woman on tiktok wearing tight shorts*
man: “i see tesla logo”

by anonymous June 19, 2025

Tesla logo

A slang term for "vagina," derived from the shape of the Tesla logo, which resembles the feminine anatomy in a humorous or metaphorical context.

After that date, all my friends joked that I should get a Tesla logo sticker for my laptop—clearly, they thought I was into some interesting conversations!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

tesla cybertruck

Was released to the public far too soon.

The tesla cybertruck was released too early while it was still a prototype which is why it had so many problems.

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 3, 2025

Tesla Docking Station

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.

Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station

by Fullgae September 12, 2025