Teslas are Ugly, 30 minutes to charge, Bad quality electric cars made by Elon Musk, Also They Can Explode. (like in the image) And Theres now tesla lightshows and crap.
Person 1: Look At My New Tesla Model X!
Person 2: That was kinda a bad idea?
Person 1: ITS NOT, ITS GOOD FOR THE EARTH AND HAS GOOD TECH IN IT!
Person 2: Yeah but then explain when the screen digitizer fails when its in D gear.
Person 1: I CAN STILL DRIVE IT TO A REPAIR SHOP
Person 2: Then what happens if if the repair price if the price is too much or the repair shop is very far away?
Person 2: That was kinda a bad idea?
Person 1: ITS NOT, ITS GOOD FOR THE EARTH AND HAS GOOD TECH IN IT!
Person 2: Yeah but then explain when the screen digitizer fails when its in D gear.
Person 1: I CAN STILL DRIVE IT TO A REPAIR SHOP
Person 2: Then what happens if if the repair price if the price is too much or the repair shop is very far away?
by anhandle123 December 8, 2023
Get the Teslamug. Also known as 'Elon Musk', a liability for any investor, the person who robbed the Tesla business from two actual engineers, the founders: Eberhard and Tarpenning.
Did you exit your investment in the Tesla Froadster before the truth came out?
- You mean Elon?
Yes, Elmo Madoff
- Of course, I didn't want to end up poor when the shit started to hit the fan.
- You mean Elon?
Yes, Elmo Madoff
- Of course, I didn't want to end up poor when the shit started to hit the fan.
by GlobalWaters October 13, 2025
Get the Tesla Froadstermug. by Light3692 April 18, 2022
Get the akash teslamug. by Cryo311 March 21, 2023
Get the Teslamug. by Gains Train March 31, 2025
Get the Tesla Semimug. <Michael> My new Model 3 is the best car ever!
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.
by x-777-x May 30, 2022
Get the Tesla Hypnosismug. by Likely a good thing February 10, 2024
Get the marble teslamug.