tequila sex

Tequila Sex is when you have been married so long that you are no longer attracted to your spouse for various reasons. You need to take a couple tequila shots before you even go there to kiss or have sex, to numb the pain.

John and I had tequila sex last night, to make it bearable to me.

by Cubby Cubster June 12, 2014

Tequila Slammer

When you are bangin a Mexican chick, especially from behind or doggie, while drinking tequila...and spill some tequila into the vagina or anus to use as lubrication.

I was ass banging this hot ass Mexican chick from El Paso and drinking some Cuervo and I decided to Tequila Slammer her!

by Highspeedmd December 28, 2011

tequila tickler

when a female gives a male a blowjob and he blows his load into a tequila bottle and smashes her over the head

johnny gave samantha the tequila tickler!

by bravo johnny March 23, 2007

tequila suicide

Snort tequila, Put lemon in the eye and lick the salt.

Like pouring tequila on your brain!

kyle did 3 tequila suicides at our office party. he even added pepper to the mix! Made him made as a hatter!

by jezzap November 9, 2006

Tequila Sunrise

When a guy stretches his ball sack out so it's thin, and then puts a flashlight behind it, and then he moves one of his balls from one side to the other, much like a sunrise

Mike like's showing off his tequila sunrise making skills to the ladies

by J.R.D. October 30, 2009

tequila sunrise

The act of pounding tequila shots (with lime and salt), then eating out your womans vagina in a drunken sex craze, and promptly passing out. The tequila sunrise will be the rash-like caked on crust around your mouth in the morning that will take weeks to heal.

People thought I had painted my face up like a clown the night before but little did they know it was just a tequila sunrise.

by alphahooker May 5, 2005

Tequila Shark

Someone who drinks tequila straight from the bottle or someone who hogs the tequilla

My mom stopped being a tequilla shark after going to AA meetings;

"Katy left a full bottle of margarita mix but no tequila, I guess we are going to have to use triple sec now."
"Ok, thats it, tequila sharks are no longer invited to my parties!!"

by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011