Tequila Sex is when you have been married so long that you are no longer attracted to your spouse for various reasons. You need to take a couple tequila shots before you even go there to kiss or have sex, to numb the pain.
by Cubby Cubster June 12, 2014
When you are bangin a Mexican chick, especially from behind or doggie, while drinking tequila...and spill some tequila into the vagina or anus to use as lubrication.
I was ass banging this hot ass Mexican chick from El Paso and drinking some Cuervo and I decided to Tequila Slammer her!
by Highspeedmd December 26, 2011
when a female gives a male a blowjob and he blows his load into a tequila bottle and smashes her over the head
by bravo johnny March 21, 2007
kyle did 3 tequila suicides at our office party. he even added pepper to the mix! Made him made as a hatter!
by jezzap November 09, 2006
When a guy stretches his ball sack out so it's thin, and then puts a flashlight behind it, and then he moves one of his balls from one side to the other, much like a sunrise
by J.R.D. October 31, 2009
The act of pounding tequila shots (with lime and salt), then eating out your womans vagina in a drunken sex craze, and promptly passing out. The tequila sunrise will be the rash-like caked on crust around your mouth in the morning that will take weeks to heal.
People thought I had painted my face up like a clown the night before but little did they know it was just a tequila sunrise.
by alphahooker May 05, 2005
My mom stopped being a tequilla shark after going to AA meetings;
"Katy left a full bottle of margarita mix but no tequila, I guess we are going to have to use triple sec now."
"Ok, thats it, tequila sharks are no longer invited to my parties!!"
"Katy left a full bottle of margarita mix but no tequila, I guess we are going to have to use triple sec now."
"Ok, thats it, tequila sharks are no longer invited to my parties!!"
by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011