Teenagehood

1. the most awkward period of time know to any single person
2. when most people lose their virginity and/or have an unexpected pregnancy
3. when one's parents begin to hate them
4. the beginning of poverty in one's life
5. when everyone in school starts giving you looks and whispering giddily for other reasons than you just walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper on your shoe
6. when you find out what thing "down there" really does
7. when you stay home on days you're NOT sick
8. when you realize "i want candy" is not about a sugar craving, and several other songs take on new meanings
9. when you realize there are other things in the world than what your parents tell you
10. the last time in life when the only thing you're worried about is the party on Friday night
11. when experimenting turns to habit to craving to crutch to addiction all in a few weeks
12. when you find out who your real friends are
13. when you truly believe you can change the way other people think
14. when you discover apathy
15. when you actually have the time to spend looking things like this up on urbandictionary.com

Childhood..._______....adulthood.

Teenagehood fits right into the series of human life.

by Josh and Steph February 4, 2006

Teen Wolfing

To do back flips and dance your ass off like a moron atop a moving vehicle. Just like Michael J. Fox did in the film Teen Wolf. It is usually accompanied by your buddy bumping some loud and obnoxious music from the vehicle's stereo system.

My friend just got a new Chrysler last night and I was teen wolfing up and down the Strip while he was bumping some loud ass music down below, I couldn't really understand what the song was over the police sirens, we went to jail.

by DirtyXVegas September 30, 2009

Teenager

One who sleeps. All day. And yet, is always tired.

I'm 16, therefore, a teenager. But no matter how much i sleep: whether it is 4 hours or 14 hours, I will always be tired. It is the way of life.

by FWChickpea March 22, 2009

teen lisp

A teenage speech defect, mostly found in teens during their awkward phases, where a teen tends to speak or sing while their tongue is touching the upper front teeth, or when teens speak with an unnecessary gust of breath.

Fogell aka McLovin' from the movie Superbad talks funny, like he has a teen lisp.

by Gernez January 8, 2009

teen peen

When a guys penis is soooo small, it makes you want to turn away unable to figure out if you should laugh at him or have sex with him because you feel so damn bad!

Laura was unable to suck Scotts dick because she was laughing so hard at his teen peen.

by Alison, Laura and Erin March 12, 2004

Teen Titans Go

The show that completely ruined the Teen Titans. Remember when it was cool crime fighting action? Well now it’s about the Titans not fighting crime and mindless humor. Guy 1: Hey you watch Teen titans go? Guy 2: pls jump off that cliff

Teen titans go is the reason Cartoon Network is dead.

by Joegamerbro February 19, 2019

Teen Life Crisis

When you've done something for so long in your teens years and realizes that it has been a big waste of time, such as spending hours on the computers during days where the days could have been spent learnig something or advancing something.

Jake always complains life is boring and there is no point in living, but he is just going through a Teen Life Crisis. It's probably because he spent the last three months playing video games only.

by AceZero1 August 28, 2009