teenager

Noun
Someone around the ages of 12-17 or 13-19.

Teenager:
I'm 12 and I think us teenagers should rule over the world.

by 13thirteen October 30, 2004

Teenager

someone who is age 13-19, or an adolescent. most teens go through depression even though they have relatively good lives (even me). a lot of emo and punk bands are made by depressed teens. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to:
1) you HAVE to have to have a girlfrind/boyfreind, otherwise you r gay (i dont know why teens keep calling eachother gay, even if they r straight)
(most boyfreind/girlfreind only last for a small period of time, bcuz the relationship is usually based on insecurity, getting to places that a freind cant, showing off. most of these relationships are not even based on whats inside, its only if your looks make you worthy of someone who will eventually dump you for someone better looking)
2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex at a young age (funny how such morally wrong things will make you look like a god in front of teens)
3) you can't wear "whity tighties" otherwise you will be dissed by boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you (i wear boxer-breifs so i have room and my **** duznt swing around)
4) you must hate your parents

i am conservative and have went to school with these morons. i feel bad for ever trying to be like them. their rules force you to do things and u cant do anything about it. ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS, DONT TRY TO BE LIKE THE "POPULAR' KIDS IN SCHOOL. while they bitch about how cool they are, while they are insecure inside, you, the "unpopular" one will actually be getting somewhere in life. they are usually the ones that will be flipping burgers while you become succesful.

is an example really needed?

by conservative February 11, 2007

Teenager

The stage when you're too young to do half the things you want to do but too old to do the other half.

Person 1: Those teenagers are always sneaking into clubs!
Person 2: No they're not! They're always on kiddie rides and getting over excited by bubbles.

by heartofglass June 25, 2014

Teenagery

Noun. When two teenagers are in a relationship and one of them cheats on the other with another teenager.

Cheerleader 1: My friend Lucy said that her friend Sally saw Brenda's boyfriend kissing another girl
Cheerleader 2: Isn't that Adultery
Cheerleader 1: How can it be adultery if they are not adults? It's teenagery

by Cheatmaster786 October 31, 2016

Teenager

Teenagers are people who are treated like 5 years olds, and expected to act like adults. Most teenagers are not aloud to do anything to want to do because there not old enough or aren’t trusted enough yet when it comes do doing something that they are made to do they are expected to know everything and act like the most knowledgeable people in the fucking world.

Carla: hey mum this guy at school asked me on a date can I go
Mum: no, I don’t know him, his parents, his face, if he’s gonna keep his dick in his pants
Carla: I can give you all the information, then can you let me go
Mum: no your not old enough
Carla: I’m fucking 16!!!! A teenager!!!

Mum: have you gotten a job yet
Carla: Yes I’m starting at macca’s on Monday

Mum: oh wow macca’s, and are you working on anything else or are you just gonna stay working at macca’s, I expected you to get a good job now and then get a well paying life living job when you’ve finished school but NO, macca’s!!!!!
Carla: but I’m only 16 what we’ll payin job can I get?
Mum: I don’t know your basically an adult figure it out yourself stop acting like a child
Carla: I think I may fucking runaway

Fucking hate being a teenager

by Miss Misunderstood May 10, 2018

Teenager

Someone who writes definitions on urban dictionary

The teenager used the school's library computer to go on urban dictionary.

by Flabbyeargh October 6, 2018

Teenagers

A teenager is simply a person who’s age ends in ‘teen’, hence the name. Possibly the best and worst time of your life.

The worst part about being a teenager (besides ‘the talk’) is how much we are stereotyped. As in people see teens as trouble causing, lazy slobs when that’s not the case for a lot of teens.

I’m 14 and I enjoy school, I read books and do art and play guitar and pretty much use my time wisely and appreciate life as it is. No, I don’t spend my time on social media 24/7 or sleep in til late afternoon or drink or smoke or any of the other things that older people think teens do.

“Hey, remember when we were teenagers? Lmao”
“Omg, we were such idiots back then”

Remember when being a teenager was fun! Me neither.

by SaltySpoon178 February 3, 2019