Butter Knife Technique

During intercourse a man ejaculates onto the woman’s forehead. The man quickly reaches for his butter knife and spreads the cum across the woman’s forehead like he’s buttering bread
Chris: “Yo guys I tried out the butter knife technique on Leela, she was so pissed.”
by Sark__9 February 25, 2018
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The hooded man technique

See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.
Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.
by dirk digglett March 31, 2015
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alexander technique

Indispensable therapy for all A-List celebrities. The best way to arch your shoulders back to make them look narrower (though this is not the technique's intended aim), and the breast and chest puff forward like a cockerel. You can't walk the red carpet in any other way.
Mark: That girl walks like a rooster!
Mireille: No Mark, it's just a horrible attempt at an Alexander Technique.
by Mark MacDougall April 27, 2006
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The love heart technique

When your bopping someone and you force there legs behind there back breaking them in the process into a love heart shape
I did the love heart technique with the stripper now she’s in the hospital
by BestGeographer454 February 03, 2020
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The Cum Sock Technique

The Cum Sock Technique is a sex move where the male participant has to sexually interact with ones partner so hard they become unconscious, then proceed ejaculate into said partner and to finish it off, put an empty bag over their head and throw them out the window.
Dave: "so I did The Cum Sock Technique to Stacy last night, most fun in years"
by Malicious_Buckles October 16, 2019
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The bowling ball technique

Fingering a girl in her ass and pussy at the same time and picking them up
by Cockmastaflex March 29, 2021
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"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"
by XD_)NOTUSKNOT_CUBER_FRICK_TAPE January 25, 2022
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