A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.
Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019
Get the Russian teapotmug. When you defecate into a teapot while tea or coffee is brewing, with the express purpose of tricking someone into learning what your poop tastes like. Often accompanied by a nursery rhyme of the same name.
Woman A: I’m a muddy teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, “I’m full of shit, kids!”
Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?
Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.
Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.
Woman A: *grins*
Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?
Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.
Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.
Woman A: *grins*
by CountOlaf69 August 16, 2024
Get the muddy teapotmug. by Kiribaku is only ship June 28, 2021
Get the Raava in a teapotmug. A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.
Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?
He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
by HandyDandyUSA July 22, 2022
Get the Salado Teapotmug. The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.
by Curly smurf July 28, 2017
Get the Mexican teapotmug. by glitchyteapot December 22, 2022
Get the teapotmug. The sexual act in which a woman puts her hands together and men cum into her hands. She then proceeds to drink said cum from her hands like it was tea.
by THE DEFINER March 27, 2015
Get the teapotmug.