Salado Teapot

A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.

Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?

He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.

by HandyDandyUSA July 22, 2022

Simmer down teapot

When ones attitude or tone is getting hostile or angry, About to reach boiling point. A person needs their teapot of an attitude to simmer down before reaching boiling point.

When Wesley comes at me all crazy with his tone, I tell him simmer down teapot.

by Simmer down teapot June 27, 2019

steaming teapot

When someone blows you so hard they have semen coming out of their nose

I turned that girls face into a steaming teapot

by Tyson the douche December 22, 2015

teapot candy

in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.

(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.

player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?

by mrmustachio March 2, 2024

Russian teapot

A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.

Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

teapot

The sexual act in which a woman puts her hands together and men cum into her hands. She then proceeds to drink said cum from her hands like it was tea.

Tonight babe, were doing the TEAPOT!

by THE DEFINER March 27, 2015

teapot

I watched a video of a man making a clay teapot from scratch whilst I was high on edibles at 3am it was my moment. The mfs look so good to drink out of and they make your tea splendeculous for all those proper british chaps out there XXX

"Do you like teapots?"
"Yeah my Grandma tripped over one and broke her neck last week"
"Oh"
"Yeah"

by humanartar January 24, 2022