Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024

Tash Hag

like fag hags where women only hang around with the gay community - a Tash Hag is someone who will only hang around with someone with a Mustache. They are very picky about who they are seen with and a Mustache is essential to be apart of the crowd. There have been major cases in Liverpool, Birmingham and Ibiza. Parties such as Mustachio have helped make this obsession easier!!

Do you know the Mauwhorers? They're a right bunch of Tash Hags, they only befriend people with tashes - even the girls have to have one!!

by TashioTom the organic Tampon December 28, 2015

Nut-tashe

When you nut across your girl's upper lip during the money shot and give her at 'nut-tashe'.

Random guy 1: I came on ma girl's face and gave her a nut mustache.
Random guy 2: Mad, that's a nut-tashe that.
Random guy 1: Yeah.

by ahtheluigiboard February 13, 2021

Poop Tash

To casually pick your bum with your finger then smear the broon under the nose of some wee nugget.

The body builder poop tashed everyone at the gym.

by smelly jobby finger August 11, 2012

Passion tash

The leftover vaginal secretion on someone's upper lip after performing cunnilingus

Man got mad passion tash last night from my mam

by Vanilla ice ting July 21, 2018

Gash Tash

When a bloke cuts himself severely when shaving on the mustache area. He has a Gash Tash.

A nick name for someone who severely cut themselves shaving on the mustache.

I gashed my tash yesterday when shaving!

Hey, Terry cut his top lip yesterday badly when shaving, i'm gonna call him Gash Tash from now on!

by sangraygin July 03, 2012