Woman

(n.) Someone who has never had to, nor ever has to worry about being kicked in the balls
Person 1: Do you think getting kicked in the crotch would hurt a woman as much as it hurts men?
Person 2: Now way! Women don't have balls to get kicked.
by Professor Polyglot April 25, 2023
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Woman

Woman, not to be confused with Girl.

A woman will treat you right and will be loyal. She won't break your heart.
Jay: Yo my new girl is soo dope she really knows what she wants and treats me like a King.

Jason: I'm telling you, she's a woman fr. She's not playin around. She's a keeper
by user_pyro123 November 5, 2022
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Woman

A sexist slang used to mean unfunny.
Ew, John that joke was so woman
by womaneater6969 March 21, 2021
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Woman

A female 20 or order
She is like a woman
by 459395 March 1, 2022
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Woman

by Autizmo_08 March 25, 2021
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womanizer

1. a guy who sleeps with and/or dates a lot of women, usually unbeknownst to potential victims--at least until a certain point.

2. a guy who charms women into thinking he is into them and knowingly or unknowingly breaks their hearts when he is "kinda a thing" with someone (most likely just for fucking) and also fits the first definition.

3. a guy who is even more apt to fit the above definitions when he is in some sort of "relationship" but uses terms such as he is "kinda a thing" with her, and other people say "he has been seeing someone recently," and still remains single on Facebook. This makes it clear that they are not actually "dating" and they are probably just fuck buddies.

See also: player.
He charmed me so I thought he was into me, but then I asked him to a ball and he said he was already going with someone who he was "kinda a thing" with...what a womanizer!

I can't wait until he realizes what he could have had--he still wants to be friends but honestly I don't know...that womanizer. He seems like a good friend but it's possible he is still trying to womanize me.
by britney spears 2.0 October 7, 2012
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Woman

a person of female gender, typically good at making sandwiches and pleasing a man.
My woman makes me some good sandwiches.
by Dikk Fitzwelll October 31, 2012
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