The moment when your girlfried goes from being in a wonderful mood into her typical douchebag self. It almost seems as if a switch is triggered inside their heads to make them turn into a miserable cunts.
Tony: "Hey babe. Everything was going great this morning over breakfast at the diner, we had bacon, coffee, and lovely conversation. I couldn't have been happier. How come the minute your friends left and we get into the car you immediately turned on your fucking cunt switch?"
Girl: "Fuck you"
Tony: "Enjoy the scenic walk home, bitch. Get out!"
Girl: "Fuck you"
Tony: "Enjoy the scenic walk home, bitch. Get out!"
by The Lucas J March 25, 2010
Get the Cunt Switch mug.Someone who seems to be "God's gift from heaven" at first but as soon as anything becomes official (I.e. Marriage or signing a roommate lease) they suddenly reveal their true personalities (typically incredibly condescending and/or crazy)
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1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.
2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".
3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.
2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".
3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.
by Margaritaville1025 January 16, 2012
Get the What's the sitch bitch? mug.When one direction isn't working for you and you need to change the direction you're going, or how you're approaching the situation. It's a statement that things will be different now. Life sucks right now, time to SWITCH IT UP!
Shondo was cranking that handle trying to get the door open and he tired quickly but instead of giving up he shouted "SWITCH IT UP" and switched hands and continued on bravely.
Jen, this websites sucks. I think we need to SWITCH IT UP and be ballers.
Jen, this websites sucks. I think we need to SWITCH IT UP and be ballers.
by Skedoozy January 12, 2017
Get the switch it up mug.Term you use when some one does something, in the world of extreme sports, that you could easily do. It's a figure of speech meaning you could do the same thing switch, riding or spinning the opposite way you normaly do, and naked, taking, away the security of clothing, hence if you fell you would be naked and scrape your behind. Sometimes it good to actually do things switch-naked.
by Stuy The One (Lewis) October 1, 2005
Get the switch-naked mug.A girl who shows an extremely opposite side of herself to outsiders, such as classmates, and coworkers.
On the inside she is completely opposite and little to none know her true colors.
On the inside she is completely opposite and little to none know her true colors.
A switch girl could be the most popular girl at school could be beautiful and perfect but at home she could spend hours on an MMORPG and wearing granny panties and living the life of a slob no one knows about.
by KinkySwitch October 28, 2013
Get the switch girl mug.Nickname for guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani, one of the greatest guitarists to have ever walked the Earth.
by Andrew December 29, 2003
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