When you injure your hands and cant masturbate. Get someone else to use your hands with the gauze or casts still in place to satisfy your desires.
Bro 1: Bro you wanna play some video games?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?
by HeeveHo September 6, 2016
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Guy 1: "hey hurry it along buddy, we all need to use the throne too!"
Guy 2: "I would but this Swiss Pickle is really unsure of its position on moving into the bowl or not"
Guy 2: "I would but this Swiss Pickle is really unsure of its position on moving into the bowl or not"
by pallywauly_EF April 24, 2014
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by Cait Ulted Carl July 15, 2016
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"Selena wants us to give her a Swiss Taco"
"A Swiss Taco?"
"Yeah, that's when we all bust in her and then someone has to eat her out"
"Sounds risky but she's fine do I'm down"
"A Swiss Taco?"
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"Sounds risky but she's fine do I'm down"
by Behrbutt November 26, 2018
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Simon: Oh, it's just Eric, he's giving your farewell card a swiss signature.
Simon: Oh, it's just Eric, he's giving your farewell card a swiss signature.
by carlson_exch2006 January 1, 2007
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Whoa! I was tripping balls for a week after eating a Steakhouse Shroom and Swiss. Dude, you should try it sometime.
by Iacopus March 4, 2009
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by MartiniNinja July 28, 2010
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