The Swiss Deal is the act of somehow inserting melted swiss cheese inside your penis so you can properly ejaculate it all over your partner's chest or facial area.
by Cait Ulted Carl July 15, 2016
Get the swiss deal mug.A term to define something pathetic or small, coined by Chris Fleming in his 2020 video “You All Slept on Klobuchar”
Taping down your B-cups and putting a duvet over your Swiss whisper of a nose does not trick me, Zelda.
by Mike Reynolds December 17, 2020
Get the swiss whisper mug.This is the term that Stewart uses to signify when something is more like swiss and ham. The correct response to this is "OOOOOOHHHHHH".
by Me? More like Swiss and Ham! April 12, 2021
Get the swiss and ham mug.A swiss footballer called Xhonkey who has been playing against Arsenal for the last 5 years stinking up the pitch at Emirates stadium. He is known for his backpassing and statpadding progressive passes by passing the ball to wingbacks. He is as slow as a tractor and has one good game in 20. He has costed Arsenal several matches with his errors and red cards.
by stevealex June 29, 2021
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Simon: Oh, it's just Eric, he's giving your farewell card a swiss signature.
Simon: Oh, it's just Eric, he's giving your farewell card a swiss signature.
by carlson_exch2006 January 1, 2007
Get the swiss signature mug.Female friend: "I can't believe you're still friends with him after what he did to me!!!"
You: "Faction swiss."
Female friend: "You can't hang out with him anymore!!!"
You: "Faction swiss bitch."
You: "Faction swiss."
Female friend: "You can't hang out with him anymore!!!"
You: "Faction swiss bitch."
by MartiniNinja July 28, 2010
Get the faction swiss mug.A woman (single or married) who successfully seduces a married man and has a romantic relationship with him, yet she does not nessessarily need to be having sex with him. The key to making her a Swiss Mistress is that she is not looking for any long term committment and enjoys being the Mistress. The term came from business class men in Zürich, Switzerland who would often be seduced by women in their business relations and often go to them as a source of lust and sexual release.
A female co-worker flirts with a man at work until he flirts back to the point that they make-out in his car after work. Since she does not want to destroy his marriage and values their friendship, she continues to offer loving confort when he needs it. Sometimes sex. She would be his Swiss Mistress.
by vamperism November 27, 2010
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