Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit 

To come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing.

According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.

Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off

After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.

Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit by Stainless Steel Cat May 8, 2008

wank in a batman suit 

This is a phrase which can be used to describe something as not worth doing, or useless.

For when you don't want to do something, as opposed to phrases such as "I'd rather Die" and "cba" "cbb"

Me: Want to go out later?
You: Nah, I'd Rather Wank in a Batman Suit

Me: That football player is crap!
You: He might as well Wank in a batman suit

wank in a batman suit by Craig MooGa June 2, 2008

gator suit 

A pimped out suit made from alligator skin

Im wearing my gator suit to da club tonite.

gator suit by lil zee April 3, 2008

Hazmat suit 

Short for Hazardous Material suit. A suit with the purpose of keeping the wearer safe from surrounding hazardous material.
Such as gas, viruses and radioactivity to name a few.

The suit covers the entire body and includes a mask.
These enable the wearer to proceed into dangerous areas contaminated by lethal air and material.

When leaving the area which contain the lethal substance, the suit is decontaminated by spraying neutralizing liquid on the suit before the wearer can leave the zone.

Man in charge - "The area is contaminated by a lethal substance, noone enters without a Hazmat suit."

"As to make sure the virus does'nt spread, a Hazmat suit is required to enter the area."

Hazmat suit by Loktaei June 8, 2011

Penguin suit 

A dinner jacket or tuxedo.

Because the wearer looks like a penguin in it. Simples.

I need to hire a penguin suit for the wedding.

Penguin suit by rodinuk July 26, 2010

Smooth Suit 

One who wears a suit everywhere they go every single day and builds hovercrafts in their spare time. Smooth suits think they're hot shit, pretending they have lots of money, but they're really just lowerclass hopeless virgins that whack off to science books and live with their parents. Known to carry gold pens, have 70's hairstyles, and frequently talk in monotone. Smooth suits also have no sense of humor due to their constant struggle to give off the "im better than you" image.

Hillary: "Man, his ass is so tight, you could put coal in it and pull out a diamond the next day!"

Bill: "Yeah, what a smooth suit...."

Smooth Suit by Johnathan Milavac February 24, 2007

Skank Suit

Totally trashy female clothes that no one should EVER wear. Usually an adult onesie made out of spandex material. Should not be mass produced. Usually found in bargain basement hooker stores. You know when someone wears this she's cruising for payment, not love.

Skank Suit: What Kanye's date wore to the 2009 VMA awards.

Skank Suit by * Nel * September 16, 2009