studying donkey

A person who studies a lot, and he gets straight As in tests or exams, but he has no idea what the hell is he doing! A 21st century typical student who only focuses on grades or degrees, and he cares little to zero about the material he is learning, or the outcome of his studies in terms of knowledge and real life applications. Someone who is in school with the main focus of making more money or following the crowd and listening to what others told him, so he tries to do well just to embarrass them. The good student with no qualifications who sums up our educational systems today.

This engineer I work with must have been a studying donkey! He has a PHD, but he cannot answer a single question I ask him at my job.

by Zizou1990 March 9, 2024

Studying

In-depth investigation and analysis (of a subject or situation).

He has spent several years studying mink.

by Arminkshipper June 16, 2024

Spudging

A more PG yet somehow funnier synonym for cockblocking. Can also be used as a noun, for example:

"Man, Dylan's such a spudger; I was dancing with this chick all night and he just comes in while I'm about to get her number with his charm and sense of humor."

"Yeah dude, same thing happened to me last week. I was like, STOP SPUDGING ME, BRO but he'd already wedged himself between me and destiny..."

by qvackhead May 15, 2025

guy studying

Leaving everything until the last possible moment then pulling a 24 hour study-a-thon.

Isn't joey ment to be at football practice tonight?
No he can't he's guy studying for his paper due tomorrow.

by Chenko November 4, 2013

Blackmarket Studying

When one uses an online resource that consists of a trade network of students who post tests, answers, quizzes, filled in study guides, etc. online for the greater good.

student A: Dude, I'm going to fail that test tomorrow! Our teacher can't even teach!
Student B: You should try blackmarket studying. I'm sure someone has posted the test online somewhere.

by thesolemnstrixisnigh January 24, 2014

Indian studying

The technique of studying naked to retain more of what you learn with positive assosiation and limited distractions.

Don't go in there, Mary is Indian Studying.

by Notmarkparker4 May 25, 2018

Binge-Studying

The ability to be able to eat and study simultaneously.

Recently, I’ve found myself to be binge-studying through the day.

by DidiW October 12, 2019