Strapped Up

To put on a condom. Or keep weapons on your person
Sam: "Hey man, I hope you strapped up messing with that forest whore!"

Korey: "Oppsie daisy!"

Sam: "Damn man! Maybe you should lay off the drinking."

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Korey: "Oh shit watch out! Here they come!"

Sam: "Be cool man, I stay strapped up."
by Sam O November 16, 2006
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pole strap

One who is annoying and in total ignorance of it. Similar to douchebag but not as mean spirited.

Often times will be upper class person or act in a privileged fashion with no regard for how his behavior affects others.

Pole strap connotes a combination of the male genitals and a lesbian type sexual aid. It also connotes someone who is driving and wraps (i.e straps) himself around a pole through careless driving. Taken together the two images suggest a phony tool barely usable for getting off and reckless destructive behavior. Entertaining but ultimately disposable.
"The guy was at the driving range talking on his speakerphone while hitting his bucket of balls. What a pole strap!."

"Some pole strap decided to mow his lawn at 6 AM and woke up the neighborhood. When I went to confront him about it he invited me to his cookout. Nice guy, but a total pole strap"

"So the DJ, in pole strapping fashion, decides to play Norah Jones music and the whole club clears out."
by pillboxhat June 02, 2010
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Shoe Strap

If you are keeping something shoe strap it means to keep something down pact and under control.
Larry keep your gerbil shoe strap or else buddy finna die...
by PenetratedHotDog December 30, 2018
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gook strap

A toolbag douche with slanted horizontal lines for eyes. They excel in mathematics and suck at driving.
That gook strap crashed their car into a pole because they have slits for eyes.
by Rim Job Pube November 03, 2015
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Strap on sex

A form of sex preformed by two lesbians by useing a strap on dick to simulate sex by a male to the other.
Ben: "Did you see all those furies last night?"
Blake:"Yeah they where probably having strap on sex."
by TOMDARAK May 06, 2020
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strap tease

The enhanced cleavage created by a purse strap or seatbelt running diagonally between a women's two breasts. Best exemplified when the subject is wearing a tight form fitting blouse or sweater.
A beautiful women in the mall gave me a strap tease as she walked by.
by boomerman April 06, 2009
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Strap Slap

A prank, usually which teenagers, in which a boy goes up behind a girl, grabs her bra through the shirt, pulls it back, and let's it go, making the strap slap her back.
"Damnitt! Todd just Strap Slapped me."
by Drummerdude95 April 04, 2009
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