Strangleage

The factor by which someone deserves to be choked to death. The highest levels of often found in upper management.

I think Trent must have an anti-strangelage cloak with an armor of -50. Otherwise he wouldn't be able to buy groceries without being choked to death. Strangleage.

by Cussy McFuckFuck October 17, 2005

one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

wrangler dangler stranglers

skin tight, ill fitting, stonewashed jeans that look ridiculous

here ey, look at that blokes pants, it looks like it cutting off the circulation to his balls

aye, proper wrangler dangler stranglers

by marrajam September 25, 2011

Strangle moment

A "strangle moment" is common when there are people talking in groups. The idea of a strangle moment is that one person "want's" to strangle another person for repeating something that has already been repeated and therefore, instead of strangling the repeatarded person, says "strangle moment".

person 1: I hate when people says "fuck SWAG". We should come up with something called fuck fuck SWAG

person 2: yea, fuck fuck SWAG

person 3: exactly, fuck fuck SWAG

(Thats when the fourth person comes in and says, or thinks for him or herself "strangle moment" ( >>>new word repeatarded <<<)

by zannzinar December 18, 2012

Strangle bang

When you want to strangle someone but also bang them (not at the same time).

I would totally strangle bang my baby daddy.

by Petco Nuts are awesome April 18, 2014

Stankable pussy

A very stanky one Ethan Lopez can't even handle it

Ethan backed away from the stankable pussy

by tootyassnigga December 1, 2016

Stranglehold

An act where a stripper wraps her thighs around a patrons neck

That dancer has a stranglehold on tbat dude.

by RAMLANDGOAT January 19, 2018