Belgian Steamer

A sexual act in which one deficates onto the chest of thier partner. So named for it's resemblance in color to Belgian chocolate and the body heat of the "depositor".

Man, that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her a Dirty Sanchez and a Belgian Steamer!

by Zkilla February 2, 2006

Weed Steamer

A technique refined by world class researchers at Brown University where one autoclaves a large quantity of marijuana and recirculates the air in the building.

That weed steamer may have caused me to bust a lung.

by Weed Browny September 7, 2005

Quinn Steamer

Plugging your anus with your hand as you are about to drop a load of diarrhea.

Yo I heard dat Zach had to go so bad he pulled a Quinn steamer.

by Quinn McCormack December 9, 2008

steamer

a huge, steamy and often warm poo. Often a shit taken by a construction worker.

WHOA Tommy dropped a huge steamer!

by VAN April 21, 2004

boston steamer

The act of taking a shit on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act) Very similar to the Cleveland Steamer, but with the Boston Steamer, you also tea bag her with you nut-sack while taking the shit.

Bitch, shut your fuckin mouth, or i'll tape you to the bed and give you a Boston Steamer.

by AT Facials June 11, 2004

hidden steamer

When you go over to someone's house who you don't like, and you take a shit in their heating ducts.

When John's house starts smelling a bit rank, he'll know someone left a hidden steamer in the ducts.

by momi May 9, 2006

maine steamer

when a guy bangs a girl in the ass, ejaculates on the back of her head while also taking a shit on her back. then you throw a live lobster on the pile of shit and watch as it makes its way toward the cum. then say to the girl "that was wicked awesome"

Guy: I fucked that girl last night
Friend: do anything cool?
Guy: yea i gave her a maine steamer

by whowantslobster October 5, 2010