stiff mole

excited young fella.
when a guy see's a hot bird which gives him a stiff one.
when a mans member grows some what.

if hes a pufter then the same applys

1. ( in the mens changing rooms) tim says: i better get out of here before i get a stiff mole.

2.shes giving me a right old stiff mole said patrick.

by jonny rotten pants July 22, 2009

stiff jiggler

butt fucking whilst doing the electric slide

Me and my baby did the stiff jiggler last night and she sprained her ankle.

by Jimma Ta September 20, 2008

stiff banana

An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.

"It's just a really stiff banana!"

by StiffBanana January 25, 2018

Stiff where

Most known from meme video on YouTube. Slang for saying your hair is healthy, clean, and nice. No stiff to be seen.

Instagram: @cultofwanda

Example: Hey girl your hair looking good today.
Example: Thanks just got it done, stiff where? 🤣

by Scarletbitch March 3, 2021

stiff peaks

When someone has hard nipples.

Man check out her stiff peaks...

by Stiff peaks October 14, 2016

stiff mindy

When your dick is so hard that you could use as a hockey stick and you hit a women in the face named mindy

Damn that bitch just got hit by a stiff mindy

by John Johnson69 December 23, 2017

stiff blanket

A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.

Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.

by W@llis February 4, 2018