2x4 stretcher

A fictional piece of construction equipment that bosses make their greenhorns search for until they wise up and realize he/she is full of shit.

Johnny, will you go to the truck and grab the 2x4 stretcher?

by SPAD54 November 18, 2019

Stretching Neck

An intense deep throat blow job.

Yo, that girl is known for stretching neck,be careful, you might fall in love.

by Daikaiju February 22, 2015

bacon stretcher

An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.

"Hey Little Jhonny, can you go bring me the bacon stretcher?"

by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c September 18, 2017

Anal stretching cream

Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.

Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.

by yayacurrypig November 24, 2019

Stretch

A colloquialism used in New Zealand to denote something that is 'over the top' or exaggerated.

Bob: Hey bro, check out the size of that dude's biceps, he must do nothing but curls!
Jim: hahaha, what a stretch!

Jim: Dude, where did all these harlem shake videos come from?
Bob: I know.. It's a fuckn stretch...

by MOOSEcannoN April 14, 2013

Stretch

To over do something, usually when talking or explaining something.

Wow you really stretched that explaination.

by CollingsLakes,NJ February 13, 2017

stretching

Enlarging the diameter of a piercing by using a taper, a horn shaped piece of plastic or metal. The stretching takes time and should be done slowly to avoid ripping the tissue. When the stretching is done, you put in a tunnel or a plug.
Commonly done on earlobes but also on nipples, tongue, labret piercings etc.

A:"Hey, what's that in your ear?"
B:"A taper. I'm stretching my other ear lobe, too."

by Violence. August 5, 2007