Rusty Steel Boner

When your dick hasn't gotten hard within a long period of time and it suddenly turns REALLY hard!!

DUDE i havent jacked off in such a long time that I got a RUSTY STEEL BONER and i came like no OTHER!!

by Pspman July 10, 2009

steelers underpants

only worn by true pittsburgh steelers fans, these underpants consist of gold markings on the front, markings on the back that can range from a black to a brown, and on the bottom consisting of both. can usually be found at the top of the dirty laundry pile the day after a big game, or more commonly still on the yinzer when he wakes up.

Boy, Justin sure was wasted during the game; he'll be waking up in his steelers underpants.

"Do the steelers underpants in the corner belong to Joey Nelis?"
"That's a stupid question."

by Justin Gallagher December 21, 2006

Steel Reserve

Fucked up in a can.

I drank two 40oz Steel Reserves and I was so fucked up I tried to eat asphalt for dinner, on purpose, with a fork.

by Jackfuck March 6, 2009

puerto rican steel

Duct tape

When my car's bumper is falling off, I hold it up with some Puerto Rican steel.

by big bob lllllll November 21, 2011

Steele

A rare name usually given to the male gender. they have been known to carry a huge penis and be amazing at sex but do not come with the extremely annoying egos. they're caring, lovable, sexy but hard to come by. they have also been known as the God in disguise. many have lived to be over 100yrs, even with excessive abuse of alcohol. occasionally a Steele will loose his temper and do something foolish but will have huge remorse/regret the next day. A charm with the girls, very loyal and understanding. if in a relationship with a Steele do not let him/her go as they will probably be the best thing that has happened to you.

Tracy: oh my fucking god quick look over there!

James: why? what is it?

Tracy: It's a fucking Steele. quick take a photo

James: Yeaa! Holy shit i just blew my fucking load. got the photo!

by chessclub91 July 17, 2010

Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!

1. When you are arguing with someone who has a seemingly air-tight argument and you blow a load of philological wisdom into his argument.

2. any kind of come back.

3. A literary ejaculation

Joe: 9/11 was clearly the work of Osama bin Laden (and proceeds to show you undeniable proof) Zack: Oh Yeah, well Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!

Pat: WTF you ate all of my Nutella!

Asshole who ate his Nutella: WTF dude, Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams ergo I did not eat your Nutella

Chemistry teacher: Mr. Erickson will you please tell the class why covalent bonding is different than ionic bonding.

Andrew: Uh because Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams.

by BigDickPic4u April 3, 2015

Lexington Steele

Black male porn actor. The epitome of the black man with a rhinocerous cock.

This well-endowed God of a man possesses a unit no less than 14 inches long and 6 inches in girth. Quit his job as a New York stockbroker to go into adult films, where he makes roughly $3,000 per scene.

Huff: "Dude...I just downloaded a porn from Ares and saw Lexington Steele fuck Jenna Jameson's asshole!"

Me: "Yea, and he gets $3,000 everytime he shoots in her face!"

by Nexus November 29, 2004