stateist

Being 'racist' against other states.

1. "Don't be stateist, Texas isn't so bad, just because of who's running the country."

by sillychica44 February 4, 2008

Arbitrary Statistics

Those statistics people make up on the spot to try and give their statement some credibility.

Jeff—Yo, do you know how good my airsoft gun will be if I replace the trigger?
Eric— Probably 50% or 60% more height on the shots with a new trigger.
(Eric uses arbitrary statistics to make himself look smarter in front of Jeff.)

by Jaronbill May 20, 2010

statustician

definer of the status quo a.k.a. relationship labeler

my status as defined by standard statustician definition i.e.:
perpetually single
serial monogomist
hopelessly co-dependent

by tonyb November 10, 2003

satisted

A combo of Satisfied and Sedated

I am very satisted right now.

by Flame13 December 25, 2007

Statistic

5 out of 7 statistics are made up

Person A: Dude, you KNOW 6/10 girls want me
Person B: Your statistic is LIES!

by Makin'Bacon March 7, 2009

Bureau of Labor Statistics

(US GOVERNMENT) bureau within the federal government of the United States; part of the Department of Labor. Measures unemployment, hours worked, hourly wages, inflation, productivity, and so on.

The Department of Labor was created as a result of the NLRA (1935), which gave workers the right to organize.

Yesterday the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) published its monthly report of hours worked. This revealed that, while employees are working more hours, unemployment has not declined and wages continue to decline.

by Abu Yahya July 15, 2010

stateist

An American who thinks his state is better than any other one.

God, those Massholes keep fucking up New Hampshire by buying all the lake property and driving like retards. I'm such a stateist.

by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008