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static hoop

When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.

When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits February 19, 2012
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elbotic static

Elbotic static is a term given to the spontaneous combustion of one's outerwear in the elbow region of the arm sleeve usually brought on with little to no notice by a sudden pressure drop at the fabric's surface.

Studies have shown that this condition is more prevalent in cotton materials
His elbow ignited on fire due to elbotic static
by Rugulators,SukButt December 7, 2022
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Static

Having beef with someone
1. You want static
2. If you want static come shoot it
by Zooooted September 11, 2020
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static-stochastic

Proposal that causation is a momentum and not a force.

Furthermore that causation is not evenly distributed.
Static-stochastics says that causation is not a force, some correlations are more causative than other correlations, and that causation is actually a momentum
by fightfacilities November 5, 2020
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static

to be or to appear very attractive and stiffy
damn that girl over there is looking mad static
by floppy slippers June 23, 2016
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Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.
Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.
by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025
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