Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend June 16, 2011

Starving

another way of saying "thirsty"... as in really thirsty

Katie: AHHAHA look at that hoe trying to get some XD
Eilyn: Damn she looks thirsty... so damn thirsty..
Katie: For real, that bitch is Starving !!

by KatieBro. January 25, 2014

Starking

to make, or fix things in the utilitarian style of Tony Stark from "Iron Man"

also:
to stark
starked

My best friend just starked my rice cooker and now it works!

Don't bother trying to call him, he's busy starking an arc reactor for halloween

by emdash December 13, 2009

Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend December 11, 2011

storming the beaches of normandy

A mix between the confederate musket-ball and the screaming seagull... when a male sticks his wet penis in the sand with their partner bent over in front of him, then proceeds to take his dip out of his lip and places it on the girls/guys butt-hole, his next move he penetrates the butt-hole causing the dip and sand to be packed like an old confederate musket gun.

My girlfriend and I went on a date to the beach little did she know she was in for a surprise, I whipped out my cock bent her over put my dip on her ass and went storming the beaches of Normandy.

by xxjellybellyxx22 September 14, 2009

starliners

Commited, confident, hardworking, and extremely attractive group of girls who dance for the Academy of Holy Angels Starliner dance team. These girls danced to the song "New York, New York" and won 2nd place at the Minnesota State Dance Tournament in 2010.

You can identify starliners when they talk. They will say words such as "sick", "nasty", "bomb", and "salty" (usually one after another) excessively

by NY4ever April 6, 2010

crime-storming

Producing an idea for an offense that may be punishable by law, by holding a spontaneous group discussion. A combination of the words crime and brainstorming. From Arrested Development, Season 5, Episode 7 ("Rom-Traum").

Maeby Fünke: Maybe I can just pretend like I have an illness where I forget everything.

George-Michael Bluth: Like Alzheimer's?
Maeby Fünke: That's a thing, too? I was just crime-storming. You know, just lying out loud. How funny.

by biggs33 June 12, 2018