Accrington Stanley

A football team in which no one has heard of - how ironic.

Boy: "Accrington Stanley, who are they?"
Other Boy: "Exactly"

by FootballMAD September 21, 2008

Dirty Stanley

When you sleep in the same bed as your sister and accidentally get her pregnant.

Wayne pulled a dirty Stanley, bet the kids gonna come out weird.

by Covidking April 19, 2020

south stanley

Stanley. A little town in Newcastle. Full of chavs and geordies. Full of stoners and alcoholics

Aye that shithole south stanley that’s where I live

by I live in stanley January 19, 2018

The Full Stanley

A full Stanley is preferably performed by a gay Jewish midget or dwarf. It happens when an unsuspecting male (full sized) leans over a bar to give dap to the bartender and the little person reaches up and cups his balls with his little hands. It's ok if he is not Jewish, but he should be gay and small.

That dude just got the Full Stanley on his way out the bar. Man, that little dude is fucked up.

by Full Stanley November 29, 2011

matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.

The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.

by PsychMink August 09, 2015

Soggy Stanley

A wet willy-like manuver in which the penis is covered and sweat from the taint and placed in the unsuspecting persons ear.

I want to give Dr. Ruth a soggy stanley.

by Nasty Poof December 28, 2007

Sticky Stanley

When a guy ejaculates and uses his cum to give someone a wet Willy

Ima give you a sticky Stanley.

by Dark quantum May 16, 2022