slut stain

The stain that a loose-moraled woman leaves behind after breifly sitting on your couch, chair, etc.

Fuckin whore left a slut stain on my bed.

by Turbo Uzi March 20, 2003

Gooch Stain

After finishing cardio at the gym and moving to weights, the Gooch Stain is what remains on the seats of gym equipment after you complete your sets. The gooch is where the sweat from your back and front collect during rigorous exercise. The Gooch Stain can be likened to the Snail Trail, albeit in a non-sexual way.

Jeff: "Alright, dude, I'm done with my sets. Your turn."

Royce: (disgusted) "Um, yeah ... would ya mind wiping off the seat there, fatty? Your gooch stain is making me want to ralph.

by 2smokingbarrels December 9, 2008

Stain the carpet

When you pull out and cum in the girls pubic hair

Some people like to cum on the tits, but I like to stain the carpet

by BC5 January 25, 2009

Hit a Stain

To steal from someone, or something.

I just hit a stain on that dude, and took all his money.

I just hit a stain from that house, they had hell of money.

by Tokugawa Tora October 5, 2016

STAIN THE PORCELAIN

to take a dump; drop a deuce; pinch a loaf; drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

Man, did I ever stain the porcelain when I woke up this morning!

by weave March 26, 2003

Drunk Stain

Noun

A stain or mark of any kind received in the state of inebriation. Usually on articles of clothing but possibly on the human body itself or other possessions.

"Holy shit there is no way in hell your going to be able to explain why your jeans look like that enless you admit to be totally shitfaced."

"Yeah you are screwed man those are some trashy drunk stains."

by Law_Einhander May 30, 2007

pecker stains

ejaculation stains left on the mattress- or any surface- after a sexual experience

A junk yard salesman says "I'll take the frame, but I don't want your mattress- it probably has pecker stains all over it from you doing your girlfriend on it in the woods"

by tricky84845854 July 2, 2009